I'm up to it, as long as I can use protection.

I'm in SF, and I'm definitely up for it. Making a fantasy come true is a delightfully erotic gift to share.

Well that didn't take long to get to three.... ;-)

... damn, I'm too late & too far away.

*sigh* ... oh well. maybe another time & another place.

I am sure that I can indeed help you make your fantasy a reality.

A friend sent me this article, from the humor magazine The Onion, when I expressed the unforeseen logistical difficulties involved in making something like this happen...

Orgy A Logistical Nightmare
CANTON,
OH—Despite his excitement about the upcoming sexual free-for-all,
first-time orgy organizer Jerry Belsner, 33, admitted Monday that
planning the event has been a logistical nightmare.

"You have no idea what I've been through the last few weeks," Belsner said.
"Everything that could possibly go wrong has. But I'm still determined
to make this the best orgy ever. If I live to see it, that is."
Belsner said the complications began soon after he started planning the orgy, scheduled for April 26 at his house.
"I'm not naïve enough to think orgies just 'happen,' so I started
making calls," Belsner said. "I was going to cover all the expenses
myself, but when I started factoring in all the stuff we needed—snacks,
liquor, handcuffs, condoms, lube, porno videos, anal beads, batteries
for the vibrators, a Slip-N-Slide—it became clear that my wallet was
going to take a major hit. So now I have to chase down everybody and
try to get them to pitch in a little cash."
Many of Belsner's headaches have stemmed from the difficulty of
having to accommodate the widely varying sexual tastes of the
participants.
"Randy doesn't want pornos playing because he finds them
distracting," Belsner said. "But Phil says he can't get hard without
one. So do I have two rooms, one with pornos and one without? And Karen
wants hardcore orgy-themed porn while Marc only wants girl-on-girl or
softcore. I could have a whole bunch of different rooms, but if you
spread everybody out too thin, it'll just wind up being a bunch of
separate two- and three-ways instead of one massive fuckfest."
Continued Belsner: "I was going to lay a tarp down in one room so
people could oil each other up without damaging my rugs. But do I put
the tarp in the porn room or the other one? Why does group sex have to
be so complicated?"
One aspect of the orgy Belsner regrets changing is the theme.
Originally slated to be a Roman-toga affair, the event was switched to
a Mexican theme to indulge Belsner's fetish for naked women in
sombreros.
"That was stupid of me," he said. "Mexican food isn't really good
for an orgy: No one wants to lick salsa off someone's privates. But I'd
already spent two nights Photoshopping sombreros onto the nude pictures
on the invitation, so I can't back out now."

Orgy plans - a to-do list
Another complication has been selecting adult toys for the event.
"I figured I'd have a few strap-on dildos and some vibrators,"
Belsner said. "I'd like people to have as much fun as possible, but I
only have a handful of silk scarves for light bondage and one vibrating
butt plug. Do I ask people to bring their own stuff? I'd rather have
guests just show up and fuck, but it'd be nice to have toys to pass
around. Maybe I can find a place that rents butterfly fuck-swings, then
decorate one like a piñata."
Though already "way stressed," Belsner said he expects his anxiety level to increase as the day of the orgy approaches.
"I don't know when I'm going to find the time to clean and set
everything up," Belsner said. "My boss asked me to go to Columbus for a
conference Wednesday. What am I going to tell him, 'Sorry, I have an
orgy to prepare'? When this all started, Tony [Rusan] and Nate [Farris]
said they'd help, but they haven't done jack shit except get a cheap
sex doll that I'm probably going to have to blow up myself."
Another growing concern is the male-female ratio. The orgy, Belsner said, currently skews heavily toward men.
"Ideally, I wanted two girls for every guy," Belsner said. "As it
stands now, it looks like I'll be lucky if I have one girl for every
two guys. Of the yes responses, I've got ten men and four women. And
two of those four women said they'd only come if the male-female ratio
was 50/50, which doesn't look likely. If only two women show up, that's
not an orgy, that's a gangbang."
Though Belsner has considered taking out a classified ad seeking
female orgy participants in his local newspaper's "alternative
lifestyles" section, he characterized that as "a last resort."
"You just don't know what kind of people an ad will bring," Belsner
said. "I'd rather just keep it small and intimate. This is my first
orgy, and I'd really like it to be people I know. Or at least friends
of friends. I've been asking the guys to bring any willing females
along, but I probably shouldn't count on it."
Art Schonbrod, noted swinger and author of Think Globally, Swing Locally, said Belsner's frustrations are common among first-time orgy organizers.
"Most first-timers are amazed to discover just how much goes into
planning an orgy," Schonbrod said. "From the music to the props to the
invite list, it can be extremely stressful. But the planner has to
remember that, ultimately, all that stuff is peripheral. The most
important thing is celebrating the union of friends and acquaintances
in a wild night of mass sexual congress. If [Belsner] keeps his
perspective and doesn't let all these hassles get to him, he'll have an
orgy to remember for years."

"I'm sure it'll all work out okay, and that everybody will have a
great time," said Belsner, dialing a Mexican restaurant to inquire
about catering prices. "As for me, I'll just be happy when it's over."

Very cool scenario.
For sure interested.
Gee.

Hey laurie. I've been in 'air tight' situations before so I've got some experience. So I'm down, I mean 'up' for it! Just flash the 'Batfreak' signal!

I'm definitely interested if it hasn't happened yet.